Well I suppose I could make one of these virtual journal entries, since I lost my Accu-Vox quite some time ago...
The other day I was watching some TV show that played topside back in Rapture's heyday called 'I Love Lucy'...and I do declare, the main fella looked just like me. Except of course, I'm Panamanian and he was...something else. Anyway, I'm glad we didn't get that show in Rapture, because all the ladies would probably be harrasin' me due to mistakin' me for that slob while I'm tryin' to conduct business...hmph.